hey! hiya! c'mon over!

okay, so, for lack of something un-snarky to say, i am doing this meme thang. cuz it's unique, interesting, and unfortunately i have to type my name over and over again. sigh. thus is life.

but you all should try this!!! it is ooohhh so super fun. and TOTALLY wastes time at work. not that... i did it at work or anything. ahem.

so you go to google and type in your name with the action associated with it. like so:


1: Type in "[your name] needs" – lauren needs attention (heh)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" - lauren looks like Buffy (huh? alright, i'll take that. she's cute.)

3: Type in "[your name] does" – lauren does not do voices (hmmmm...)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" – lauren hates me (no i don't! i love you! pinky swear!)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" – lauren goes clubbin' (yes, yes i do.)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" – lauren loves duckies!!!!!! (and the exclamation points were totally there. i didn't add that flair. it had it's own. and ducks are okay. GEESE are NOT.)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" - lauren eats a hot hot pepper

8: Type in "[your name] has" – lauren has lunch at Toast ( was it good? did i toast anyone?)(i didn't do the first one bc it mentioned me having something along the lines of sexual behavior recorded onto a vhs. and i definitely don't have one of those.)

9: Type in "[your name] gives" - lauren gives 'license to dress to kill' (apparently i'm channelling good ol ralph lauren.)

10: Type in "[your name] takes" - lauren takes the city (woot! go me!)

12: Type in "[your name] can't" - lauren can't act. (how sad!)

13: Type in "[your name] wants" – lauren wants to help someone (yes, yes i do. and also. didn't use the first one. it was quite- ahem- porn starish.)

14: Type in "[your name] makes" – lauren makes good use of the fitness center (huh?)

15: Type in "[your name] killed" – lauren killed by a cricket pal (beware of cricket pals. don't they use mallets?)

so go play!!! it's fun. a little alarming, sometimes, but hey, not all the lauren's (Lo's) of the world are me. go figure.