okay. now am i the only person who thinks this is FLIPPIN FANTASTIC?????????????
i mean, SERIOUSLY??? a jumbo kitchenaid MIXER???? what genius MADE THIS???
i believe i was in Sears or Kohls or ... okay definitely Sears and we're rushingrunningraving madman-and-madwoman trying to hunt down birthday gifts for vlad's two nephews- ..on Saturday... w/the rush of black weekend whatever shopping... in which i wanted no part of... and he tells me the DAY OF the party oops! we need presents! (crap.) -and i run into THIS sexy lady. oh yeah. i mean YOU, you red vixen kitchenaid mixer, you. and i stopped. in a walkway. and took this photo and managed to make well EVERYONE standing within ten feet of me laugh bc i?
yeah. stopped black. weekend. traffic. to take a photo. and when i got weird looks (okay i'm used to them by now, but still, c'mon this is so blatantly obviously cool) i exclaimed, much to my husbands dismay,
"well how could i NOT take a picture of this??? i mean really? this is the shizz, dude! just LOOK AT IT!"
and all the moms just burst out laughing and they shook their heads and some were mumbling, oh, what a crazy girl. or maybe just agreeing with me and giving me the 'i have to laugh at her bc she's just so cooky how can i not?'
and then i proceeded to, yes, approach the mixer, grasp the edge of the lusciously thick metal bowl and peer into the bowels of mixing heaven. it even had a beat attachment on it. now how. genius. IS THAT.
and the man in the photo? yeah. that was my husband. who was all "dude i know you're gonna put that on your blog so KEEP ME OUTTA THIS." but duh. i needed a PERSON in the photo to be a scale so you can really see just how massive and mega this baby really is.
but don't tell him i totally went against his wishes. k? i like not gettin' yelled at.
(and sorry that this isn't really a post persay, and i know i have things that i need to take responsibility for (thanks tweak and mama dawg!!!!) but i am in SUCH a funk today and i don't think anything but this mixer will make me happy and... i didn't want to bring ya'll down. just sayin'. like i tried to use my phone to take pics of what i had to SLUDGE THRU this morning on my lovely two hour commute but the photos would. not. send online, no matter how many times i begged and pleaded. and everything i've tried to accomplish for the day is goin' down the drain in the same way... there is some little glitch in every. single. thang. i try to do today. sigh. i'm just gonna keep my head down for now, folks.)