so i've been saving up some ammunition for posting, thinkin' up all kinds of good topics to go over and mulling them over in my mind. mulling makes me think of apple cider. weird? probably.
anyway. i'm totally sick. dog sick. woman cold yucky snot i-sound-like-a-man sick. and where am i, you ask?
at work. yeah. i'm. at. work. sick. dog. sick. because. they. will. not. let. me. go. home.
yeah. that's all i got to say on that, bc i know myself and i will go on an all-out festival about it. so i'm not gonna say no more. not one thing. nope. (my boss is satan.) ahem.
i'm going to the doctor at 2.30 today, and i'm going to get tested for strep, and if it's not strep i'm going to dig my feet in the sand and refuse to leave there until they give me a zpack.
and if you don't know what a zpack is? oh, lordy, it is god when it comes to bein' sick but not knowin' what yer sick with. i'm all hopped up on sudafed which, by the way, did you know you need to see the pharmacist for sudafed? jeez lou-eezz. never knew that. my husband about had a spaz attack last night at the grocery store tryin' to track down sudafed for me. and he didn't get generic. if that ain't love, i don't know what is.
where was i? ahem. forgive me. i am kinda (a lot super duper) spacey right now. as in, i probably shouldn't drive my car. i think the only reason i haven't fallen fast first into my keyboard in a coma is bc of the sudafed. is that what they make meth out of? i don't know. i'm ignorant in all things meth. sorry. forgive me.
oh yeah. zpack. anyway. best. stuff .ever. you take one pill for 5 days and by day 2 you feel normal again. but trust me. take all 5 pills. cuz whatever it is you have, it WILL come back if you don't take the full run of the drug.
i dont' usually take drugs. i mean. not pharmaceuticals. only when i'm so sick i know i can't get better without drugs. oh and my thyroid medicine. did you know i had an underactive one? slacker. ahem. yeah. yep. i do. did. now i take medicine for it. and it made me not so tired anymore. props to the synthroid.
er. is this tmi? or not? i mean. it IS a blog and all. but. i dunno. maybe i should stop now?
someone please put me out of my misery. and give me designer kleenex. cuz this 'members mark unscented facial tissue white-2 ply' is NOT CUTTING IT.